First Post! this is the beginning of epicness :D

Okay everyone, this is my blog, and each daily (almost daily, I MIGHT skip a day, sorry) post will have:
a rant about AJ, and anything else I might want to rant about (I'm Cinderblaze380, Blossom Fireymoon the bunny warrior, lol), a random cool fact, and a link to a chapter of my Jayfeather's Mission story (which is INCREDIBLY random and funny and has about a billion gags).
also, on Mondays I'll tell you what I can find out about the Monday Rare on AJ, on Thursdays I'll give you all a TON of cool facts (did you know goats have rectangular pupils?) and on Sundays I'll post a surprise, like a rare item giveaway, or the winners of the rare item giveaway, or a funny Animal Jam story, or a bunch of pictures I drew in the Art Studio (Coral Canyons) or pretty much anything.
Got all this?
'kay.

By the way, Jayfeather's Mission stories are called Jayfeather's Real Mission for the sole fact that my first chapter wasn't a real mission. it was just a random pointless first chapter, which I will include here!
On Animal Jam, I love how you can be anything from a wolf pack Alpha to a pet cat (AHH I'M A KITTYPET) to a doctor (and I'm all three- well I'm not the ALPHA in the wolf pack but I'm still in it) and, on some occasions, AT THE SAME TIME. it's just epic.
however, notice how sometimes in Roleplay fights, you can say "Leaps at No miss no dodge no nothing nm nm nm" and the other person says "dodges"? It's like uh.... are you even listening?
I got about... six. yep, I got SIX of the rare pink purses on Monday. if anyone missed Monday, or didn't have enough gems to get one, I'm holding a giveaway on Sunday (okay, ruined the surprise, sorry) so you can just wait a few days to enter.
I read The New Prophecy: Twilight by Erin Hunter (BEST BOOKS EVER) and I was panting and going "AHHHHHHH" and giggling crazily for no reason and so so so so so so so hyper and I IMMEDIATLY grabbed the next book.
does that ever happen to you?
oh, I promised a fact and a chapter. okay. DID YOU KNOW that a beaver's teeth are orange (weird) and never stop growing? they have to chew on wood to wear them down so they don't get too big to handle.
Jayfeather's pretend, pointless first attempt mission: Jayfeather's Mission
Well that was.... long.....
Jam on! ~Hawkfire